neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

(via beyoncebeytwice)

(via bahamvt)

rachelsuefernandez:

To the guy who called me a fat bitch on the subway:

  1. youre wrong and im cute
  2. insults dont count when they come from guys on scooters